LeAnn Rimes - Crazy Women

Who'd a guessed that Aquanette
Could start a fire with a single cigarette
She wasn't drunk
She wasn't stoned
Just sick and tired of wonderin'
When he was coming home
So she drove around
She found his car
They heard a boom from in the bar
He called the cops
She called his bluff
They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs

Chorus
Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden
Till they're pushed off the deep end
Oh yeah, God forgive them
They weren't born like this
Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men

He told his friends she was depressed
Borderline, bi-polar, bitch with PMS
Well he cheats and lies
And then plays the victim
He don't know why
They always seem to pick him

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden
Till they're pushed off the deep end
Oh yeah, God forgive them
They weren't born like this
Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men

Some take a pistol
Some take an axe
Boy if you feel the fire
You damn well bet she's got a match
Might be the teacher
Just down the street
The hairdresser or the housewife
Or the waitress that's so sweet
No you won't see it when you meet 'em
So be careful how you treat 'em
She might look just like me

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden
Till they're pushed off the deep end
Oh yeah, God forgive us
Even though some weren't born like this

God knows
Crazy women are made by crazy, crazy, crazy
Crazy women are made by crazy men